Check out the "kind" words K-Fed had for his soon-to-be ex wife Britney Spears

"Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free manLadies look outF--k a wifeGive me my kids B-tch!--Kevin Federline."

In related news K-Fed and Britney Spears are no longer Myspace friends on Jive Records myspace page. Read on for this hilarious news break:

"She may have almost 40,000 virtual friends, but one person who doesn't make the cut on Britney Spears’ MySpace page is former life partner Kevin Federline, 28. Sometime on Monday night the 24-year-old former Mouseketeer logged on and replaced K-Fed with her record label, Jive Records. Clearly, girlfriend finally figured out who's really paying the bills. A quick cyber-sojourn over to Jive's MySpace page reveals a shocking twist on the story of Britney and K-Fed's breakup: Seductively perched right next to Britney in Jive's top 12 is none other than ex-ex Justin Timberlake. We're not about to start spreading any completely made-up, totally baseless rumors, but OMG BRITNEY AND JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY ALMOST MAKING OUT ON THE JIVE RECORDS MYSPACE PAGE."