Wednesday, December 20, 2006
posted by Chi-Chi at 12/20/2006 | Permalink
STAR'S 2006 "MOST ANNOYING" LIST!
[pic credit: Popbytes]
I couldn't stop laughing when I caught this list waiting on line at the grocery store today. Star Magazine put together a "most annoying list" and I agree with their picks except for Janet's. If you got it flaunt it is my policy! [list credit: Star]
Most Annoying Wannabe: Kevin Federline
K-Fed has long boasted that he'd silence haters once he released his debut rap CD. Well, in 2006 it arrived, and the only silence was from crowds at K-Fed's half-empty concerts! Apparently siring kids and throwing away his ex's money are his only talents. Good luck without Brit!
Most Annoying Talk-Show Host: Tyra Banks
Dressing up like an obese woman? Pretending to be homeless? These might seem like interesting experiments if they didn't always scream, "Look at me!" Sorry, Tyra you're not Oprah. Stick to America's Next Top Model!
Most Annoying Cleavage: Janet Jackson
It's even worse than 2004's nip slip! This year Janet's assortment of literally over-the-top boob-boosting outfits shoved those things in our face! You may be proud of your new body, Janet, but you're making us miss the baggy sweats that hid your extra pounds — and your chest!
Most Annoying Crybaby On The View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
If Joy Behar can make you break down like that, you need help!
Most Annoying Cat Fight: Clay Aiken vs. Kelly Ripa
We don't know where either of your hands have been — and we don't care!
Most Annoying Anorexic Nanny Attack: Sara Evans
We liked your dancing, Sara, but did you have to drag your nanny into your divorce?
Most Annoying Religion: Scientology
Sorry, Kabbalah, you put up a good fight.
Most Annoying TomKat Wedding Guest: Brooke Shields
Come on, Brooke! After Tom said that stuff, how could you fly to Italy for his wedding?
Most Annoying Wannabe: Kevin Federline
K-Fed has long boasted that he'd silence haters once he released his debut rap CD. Well, in 2006 it arrived, and the only silence was from crowds at K-Fed's half-empty concerts! Apparently siring kids and throwing away his ex's money are his only talents. Good luck without Brit!
Most Annoying Talk-Show Host: Tyra Banks
Dressing up like an obese woman? Pretending to be homeless? These might seem like interesting experiments if they didn't always scream, "Look at me!" Sorry, Tyra you're not Oprah. Stick to America's Next Top Model!
Most Annoying Cleavage: Janet Jackson
It's even worse than 2004's nip slip! This year Janet's assortment of literally over-the-top boob-boosting outfits shoved those things in our face! You may be proud of your new body, Janet, but you're making us miss the baggy sweats that hid your extra pounds — and your chest!
Most Annoying Crybaby On The View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
If Joy Behar can make you break down like that, you need help!
Most Annoying Cat Fight: Clay Aiken vs. Kelly Ripa
We don't know where either of your hands have been — and we don't care!
Most Annoying Anorexic Nanny Attack: Sara Evans
We liked your dancing, Sara, but did you have to drag your nanny into your divorce?
Most Annoying Religion: Scientology
Sorry, Kabbalah, you put up a good fight.
Most Annoying TomKat Wedding Guest: Brooke Shields
Come on, Brooke! After Tom said that stuff, how could you fly to Italy for his wedding?
this list is so wrong