GQ magazine crowned Lindsday Lohan's the Obsession of the Year based on her often photographed and mentioned self in tabloid magazine, Us Weekly reports. Read on for Lindsay's tongue in cheek interview with GQ Magazine...

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"Lindsay Lohan has been named Obsession of the Year by GQ magazine and gives a tongue-in-cheek interview in the December issue that’s…surprisingly clever, actually. Well-played, Lohan, well-played (but, for the record, nothing wrong with sitting at the computer all night).
Go here to see a photo slideshow of the actress rolling around in magazine articles about herself.
And see video from the photo shoot with Linds humping what appears to be a rather large pheasant. Sarcastic (but real) interview excerpts below:
Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?“It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.”

Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.“It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.”

And then what do you do at night?“Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.”
Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?“No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.”

There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the “smokinest woman on the face of the earth” —“God bless him.”

—and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.“I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.”

After computer time, when do you go to bed? “No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.”
You really are a fascinating person.“I’m one fascinating bitch. I’m not gonna lie to you.”"

{US Weekly}