Wednesday, December 06, 2006
posted by Chi-Chi at 12/06/2006 | Permalink
SNL "Weekend Update's" open letter to Britney Spears
SNL comedian Amy Poehler addressed Britney Spears during the "Weekend Update" skit. Hilarious stuff, lol!
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"Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler spoke for America on this week’s episode, reciting a vagina monologue directed at Britney Spears and other Hollywood actresses committed to underpant-free living.
Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limosine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory…What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!
Okay, we will never look at John Waters’ face the same way again. It’s going to be like one of those Rorschach ink blot tests where that’s all we see every time we look at it.
And while you’re waiting for the window-as-toilet movement to take off, Yahoo! has announced that Spears is, once again, the number one Yahoo! Top Search of the year. But, then, the number two search is the WWE, which tells you everything you need to know about who’s conducting these searches." {Us Weekly}
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"Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler spoke for America on this week’s episode, reciting a vagina monologue directed at Britney Spears and other Hollywood actresses committed to underpant-free living.
Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limosine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory…What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!
Okay, we will never look at John Waters’ face the same way again. It’s going to be like one of those Rorschach ink blot tests where that’s all we see every time we look at it.
And while you’re waiting for the window-as-toilet movement to take off, Yahoo! has announced that Spears is, once again, the number one Yahoo! Top Search of the year. But, then, the number two search is the WWE, which tells you everything you need to know about who’s conducting these searches." {Us Weekly}
this is snl's all about---bringing out the laughther in all of us.