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Friday, June 01, 2007
posted by Chi-Chi at 6/01/2007 | Permalink
WHO HAS BEYONCEITIS?
The hilarity you're about to experience is contagious and notable. I can't recall a time I laughed so hard. Let's get to the bottom of this shall we? Just what in the world is Beyonceists and who has it?

Beyonceitis

[Above is two of the famous cases of Beyonceitis.]
A.) Answer to first question:
Beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is a serious disease that has destroyed the careers of several artists although a few have been able to have successful careers in spite of it. Beyonceitis is also used to describe the overall domination of popular culture by Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is most severe on artists who attempt to release albums around the same time as Beyonce or perform on the same award shows as Beyonce. Doing so has resulted in the embarrassment of several female artists. Some describe it as Beyonce being overexposed, or as Beyonce having a monopoly on the music game, but truthfully if you are a good enough performer you would shine regardless of who else you are in competition with.

B.) And now the answer to the second question:
Amerie and Ashanti have been the target victims of Beyonceits.
AMERIE:
Following the release of her well-polished and well-produced 1st album, Amerie seemed on track to be...something, although we are not sure what. After she caught Beyonceitis, it became more obvious that Amerie was little more than a mediocre voice, good hair, and nice legs meant to help sell a hot beatmaker (The Vanity to Rich Harrison's Prince) Her 2nd album was lead by the single "One Thing" and that "one thing" was the only thing the general public cared about from that album. The album sank quicky without a strong follow-up single.

ASHANTI:
Before Beyonceitis crippled her, Ashanti enjoyed a brief period as "The Princess of Hip-Hop Soul", which was an easy title to achieve mainly because 1. There was no other artists to dispute her at the time. 2. Her record label gave her the title. However on June 24, 2003 at the 3rd Annual BET Awards, Ashanti contracted one of the most severe cases of Beyonceitis when producers decided to put her on after Beyonce. Ashanti tried to step to the stage to perform but Beyonce had already blown it up hours earlier with a now classic rendition of "Crazy In Love". Beyonce's performance that night also exposed every other female artist in the building to a deadly strain of Beyonceitis that some have yet to recover from.

READ MUCH MORE OVER AT BEYONCEITIS.COM

Labels: Amerie, Ashanti, Beyonce Knowles, Juicy Tales

 



7 Comments:


At 7:38 PM, Blogger SET

THIS FUNNY, BUT BEYONCE DIDN'T SELL MUCH CDS THIS TIME AROUND, WITH BDAY. I GOT THE CD. THE FANS MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING A LIL DIFFERENT. I AM HOPING AMERIE CD DOES WELL, THE FIRST SINGLE HAS NOT MADE IT WELL ONTO RADIO AND ASHANTI HAS BEEN GONE FOR 2 1/2 YEARS THAT IS NOT GOOD. IT MAKES IT HARDER TO MAKE A GOOD COMEBACK. BEYONCE OBVIOUSLY HAS A OVERALL MORE POWERFUL FORCE IN MUSIC.

 

At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

TO THE KNOWLES FAMILY THAT CAME UP WITH THE BEYONCEITIS, BUT THEY REALLY MEANT BEFUNGUSITIS, BEYONCE DID NOT SELL ANYTHING THIS TIME AROUND EITHER, SO I WOULD NOT BE SO QUICK TO TALK, I DON'T SEE ANY OF THESE OTHER LADIES RUNNING INTO THE STUDIO TO RE-RELEASE AN ALBUM, BUT BEYONCE COULD ONLY SELL TRIPLE PLATINUM WITH A RE-RELEASE, AND THEN SONY HAD TO RE-RE-RELEASE BECAUSE BEYONCE STOLE THE LADY'S SONG. NOW TALK ABOUT HOW SHE IS NOT ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE AND IS STEALING FROM OTHER ARTIST. SO LET'S PUT IT TOGETHER JANET JACKSON HAD 2 #1'S FROM 20 YO, AND 20YO WENT PLATINUM WITHOUT ANY RADIO PLAY OR MTV SUPPORT, NOW (B-DUMP) HAD ONLY 2 (#1'S) AND IT HAD TO BE RELEASED THREE TIMES TO SELL TRIPLE PLATINUM, SO NOW YOU SEE JANET WAS JUST AS SUCCESSFUL AS BEYONCE, AND BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE SOLD ALOT MORE WITHOUT HAVING TO RELEASE THIS ALBUM THREE TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE PAYOLA HER FATHER DID. DON'T EVER COMPARE A LEGEND(JANET JACKSON) WHO HAS BEEN IN THE MUSIC AND ACTING BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS, TO A ROOKIE(BEFUNGUS) WHOS HAS BEEN IN FOR 10 YEARS AND A JANET JACKSON WANNA BE.

 

At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I HAD TO COPY WHAT THE PERSON JUST POSTED BECAUSE YOUR COMMENTS WERE SO TRUE AND ON POINT!!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT THE KNOWLES FAMILY PUT THIS STIE TOGETHER THIS IS HOW THEY LASH OUT AT PEOPLE FROM TALKING ABOUT BEYONCE.

"TO THE KNOWLES FAMILY THAT CAME UP WITH THE BEYONCEITIS, BUT THEY REALLY MEANT BEFUNGUSITIS, BEYONCE DID NOT SELL ANYTHING THIS TIME AROUND EITHER, SO I WOULD NOT BE SO QUICK TO TALK, I DON'T SEE ANY OF THESE OTHER LADIES RUNNING INTO THE STUDIO TO RE-RELEASE AN ALBUM, BUT BEYONCE COULD ONLY SELL TRIPLE PLATINUM WITH A RE-RELEASE, AND THEN SONY HAD TO RE-RE-RELEASE BECAUSE BEYONCE STOLE THE LADY'S SONG. NOW TALK ABOUT HOW SHE IS NOT ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE AND IS STEALING FROM OTHER ARTIST. SO LET'S PUT IT TOGETHER JANET JACKSON HAD 2 #1'S FROM 20 YO, AND 20YO WENT PLATINUM WITHOUT ANY RADIO PLAY OR MTV SUPPORT, NOW (B-DUMP) HAD ONLY 2 (#1'S) AND IT HAD TO BE RELEASED THREE TIMES TO SELL TRIPLE PLATINUM, SO NOW YOU SEE JANET WAS JUST AS SUCCESSFUL AS BEYONCE, AND BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE SOLD ALOT MORE WITHOUT HAVING TO RELEASE THIS ALBUM THREE TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE PAYOLA HER FATHER DID. DON'T EVER COMPARE A LEGEND(JANET JACKSON) WHO HAS BEEN IN THE MUSIC AND ACTING BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS, TO A ROOKIE(BEFUNGUS) WHOS HAS BEEN IN FOR 10 YEARS AND A JANET JACKSON WANNA BE".

 

At 8:52 PM, Blogger Chi-Chi

I'm just amazed that someone put so much thought in this. Aside from the obvious, that site is quite creative. On the real would have seen a Beyonce without Janet and Tina Tuner that came up and pave the way for her?

 

At 9:24 AM, Blogger Paula D.

Hilarious! Check out the others that have been affected.
http://www.beyonceitis.com

 

At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

how is it that beyonce got her own 'disease?' smh

 

At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Ahh Haa!! Tell 'em why yall mad? Bey that B!TCH, ya heard!! Everyone else fall in line behind her :D

 
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